I'm in your website...stealing your internets

I thought I would show off the birthday present I got my girlfriend. The kitty's name is Schrödinger.


I'm scared...you don't have anything worth coming out for


Food?


Alright, I'll come out for food


This is way better than the cheap crap at the shelter!


Time to sniff around a bit...


This looks comfy...maybe I'll pee on it later


I think I found my new mommy...


...as long as she keeps feeding me